Mary (quite_so) wrote in assville,
Mary
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assville

First post!

Hi all, and welcome to Assville! Feel free to join and post away about your small effing town and vent your frustrations!!

I am Mary, the creator of this community. I happen to live in a very, VERY small New York suburb known as "Mahopac" to some, "Assville" to others (the community derrived its name from that one!). How small is Mahopac, would you say? Well, this has been the big news story...of the millenium...here:

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Yeah. That is a moose, and everyone knows about it. EVERYONE. No one can stop talking about it, they're obsessed! People are so fascinated by the thing that they take MULTIPLE PICTURES OF IT!

...well, this *is* a small town, so most people don't have anything better to do.

Anyway, welcome all! This'll be a great community.
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